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domestican

domestican n Latin domesticus, belonging to the household, from domus, house - someone who preaches the values of domestic life, worships the deities of hearth and home.
He is a sort of a monk, though his monastery is his own house. In a word, he is a domestican.

A typical domestican hates public spaces. Hu prefers hus kitchen and living room to all attractions in the world.
domestican by Mikhail Epstein November 6, 2003

Domesticated Bum 

A person who has a alcohol or drug problem, who sleeps where they land, wears the same clothes every day, but has a house/apartment that they live in, and otherwise appears to be normal.
Your alcoholic uncle Bill who you always find asleep in the middle of the kitchen floor naked after a night of binge drinking, that the family lovingly refers to as "your" domesticated bum.
Domesticated Bum by JadeBlueFox January 7, 2013

Domesticated Bliss 

The joy of belonging to a family.
I was in domesticated bliss living with my mom. She showed me love.

domesticated 

What happens when you get married. This can also happen while you have a girlfriend. For women with a boyfriend, she would be 'domesticating' the man.
"He's so domesticated now he vaccums the house!"
domesticated by Hyperian November 23, 2003

domesticated cunt 

A sorry clown who gets married, promptly secures his balls in his wife's purse, gets QUIET and SHY, and whose idea of top- shelf highlights is antique shopping for new porcelain dogs for his collection.
Man, the scumbag list has been pretty tame recently. Is Junker out sick with the clap again?" "No, fool. He's a domesticated cunt now." "For realz?" "Recognize, son. He's like a Ken doll down there, no junk at all.

Domestica 

The reality of all things diapers, laundry, car pooling, spouse and childrearing.
"My toddler just pooped on the kitchen floor. Just another day in Domestica..."
Domestica by MrsDomestica March 6, 2012