Candyland 

A pill pushing mental institute.

Especially: free mental institutes where doctors have stocks in specific drug companies and prescribe drugs only from such companies to line their own pockets on the government dime.

Welcome to Candyland, I was sent here from the prison system for attempted suicide. I was there for child molestation. Want a necklace? I made it with your name in it only I ran out of "J's" so I used a "G" See, it says "Gohn

Candyland by Anurean July 6, 2010

Candyland 

The sudden burst of flavor realized while providing oral pleasure to a male’s rear orifice, most commonly in the form of a maraschino Cherry, but may vary due to local customs and cultural nuances.

I was eating dat ass, and after a short period, candyland had been reached.

And then unexpectedly, I stumbled upon candyland whilst tongue deep in dat ass.

Candyland by Maraschino cherry 69 March 14, 2021

candylander 

A teenager or college-age person who doesn't drink, use drugs, or engage in any other form of illegal recreational activity. So called because they presumably spend their evenings playing children's board games when everyone else is partying.

I would invite Jeff, but he's such a candylander he probably wouldn't come anyway.

candylander by dr. buttz February 10, 2008

Candyland 

A store where some cow killing fag who rips me off and sells lighters, alcohol, and supposedly switchblades to people. The candyland guy also shoked my friend.

wow, I bought this at candyland, it must be a goddamn rip off.

Candyland by kill cow November 8, 2007

Candycanedtwatwaffleaphobia 

Candycanedtwatwaffleaphobia, is the rare instance in time when Spots, declines to stick a candy cane in her cooch and display it to Tuna

An example of Candycanedtwatwaffleaphobia is when she declines to stick a candy cane in her cooch and display it to Tuna

Candycanedtwatwaffleaphobia by Braves21Slash December 10, 2008

CandylandCrazy3 

CandylandCrazy3 is a hottie she’s Theflashiscool2’s egirl

Have you heard of candylandcrazy3? Yea isnt that flash’s egirl?

CandylandCrazy3 by Not Theflashiscool2 October 9, 2020

Candyland Economics 

Government and Central Bank policies of lower interest rates, higher taxes, wealth redistribution, and stimulus spending to create supposed prosperity or alleviate economic ills without the realization of any negative effects occurring as a result of their economic actions in the economy.

The recent Inflation Reduction Act is Candyland economics because it spends more money and increases taxes, instead of addressing the issue of inflation which is a monetary problem.

Candyland Economics by jondich September 18, 2022