woodchuck 

A term used for a native Vermonter who displays Vermont characteristics. Derogatory if used by a person out of state, otherwise known as a flat-lander, or "out of stater".

The flat-lander from out of state who cannot drive in snow called the maple-syrup chugging, logger who owns a farm and wears plaid a "woodchuck", as the woodchuck pulled the $50,000 SUV with a ski-rack out from the ditch with his rusty tractor which he was driving down the highway.

woodchuck by JoeytheNifty November 5, 2003

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 

This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds. Due to the average size of a wood chuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a wood chuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the wood chuck is functioning correctly.

Sawford: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?


Hot naked babe:If the woodchucks name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wants to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be for it. *gets tits out*
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how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? by EmilieStone January 19, 2009

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 

Not as much as chuck Norris

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Answer not as much as chuck Norris

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? by Djs October 25, 2012

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood 

a wood chuck should never be judged on quantity of wood just the quality of said wood.

should a woodchuck choose not to chuck wood it is his choice and his choice alone he should not be judged on his motives for chucking said wood

the question being asked should be what KIND of wood a woodchuck chucks if he so chooses to chuck said wood

a woodchuck that chucks 500 chords of oak is no greater than a woodchuck that chucks 1 chord of cedar

a woodchuck that chooses not to chuck wood is just as much as a woodchuck as one that doesnt.

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood by tom-curly July 5, 2011

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

If a woodchuck could chuck wood then a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could.

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a woodchuck could chuck wood then a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could.

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? by TOMIS13LACk January 24, 2015

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood 

As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!

guy1: "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
guy2: "As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!"

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 

In 1988 the Associated Press reported that New York Fish and Wildlife Technician, Richard Thomas, concluded that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, it could move around 700 pounds of wood on a good day, with the wind at it's back!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? by Bee M September 20, 2014