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aliens from the 13th planet 

Your mom when she puts facemask on.
"EWW MOM YOU LOOK LIKE ONE OF THE ALIENS FROM THE 13TH PLANET!"
"I hope this new facemask is better; it cost five WHOLE dollars more."

*facedesks*

The day of aliens vs predators 

The celebration of Mexican heritage in the city of Cuntakempay where 47 illegal homeless, starving, smelly, poor, and thick, mexican four year olds try to outrun eight horny and sexually frustrated Amish predators on horseback with wonder woman’s lasso of truth.
Hey Frank what are you doing on Sunday?

Frank: I think I’m gonna throw on The day of Aliens vs Predators, it’s streaming on ESPN