San Andreas Multiplayer

A modification for Rockstar Games' GTA: San Andreas, enabling internet multiplayer via TCP/IP for players all over the world.

website: sa-mp.com

how to quit San Andreas Multiplayer: /q

note, it does just that, quits the game. no free cash, no weapons, no cheats, no bite marks. just quits the game.

San Andreas Multiplayer by Microsoft WinMented 7.1 February 27, 2009

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San Andreas Fault Line

The San Andreas Fault Line is a sexual maneuver where a male spreads his partner's buttcheeks and proceeds to defecate in his partner's spread buttcrack. Once he has finished, he then presses his partners's buttcheeks together. He then proceeds to shake his partner's butt in any way he can, which can include but is not limited to shaking or slapping. While he is doing this, he is screaming "EARTHQUAKE". After he is finished, he calculates how much feces escaped the buttcrack during the earthquake and gives it a rating on the Richter Scale.

"When my girlfriend said we should go to California to see the San Andreas Fault Line, I didn't expect an earthquake THAT big."

San Andreas Fault Line by MuhProphecy January 26, 2014

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San Andreas Seismic Surprise

The sexual event in which the giver during anal penetration farts, and the receiver feels as if he himself has farted, due to feeling the vibration of his partner's fart passed through the penis and into the receiver's ass.

All was going well until he hit me with the San Andreas Seismic Surprise.

San Andreas Seismic Surprise by SmutLion December 13, 2010