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the girl reading this 

"hey you know who is beautiful?"
"oh, the girl reading this"

Reading T-1 2102 

The most beautiful steam locomotive ever built. Its currently being restored by Reading Blue Mountain & Northern RR. They say it is going to be back on the rails this spring of 2021. It will be a great thing to see and I recommend going and watching it. BUT BE WARNED!!!! Every foamer in the world will be trying to get there to see it. Meaning that you might get mobbed by raging foamers trying to beat you up with there tripods! If you like the locomotives current color too bad because by the time it gets to its destination it will be in a full white paint scheme from all the foaming railfans that couldn't help but cum on it. If you want to be nice and get on the good side of the foamers just make sure to ask everyone you meet "WHERE IS NRFF"! That should get you on everyone's good side
Foamer: dddid you hhhear that Reading T-1 2102 is being rererestored!
Normal Railfan: Yes, That's great!
Foamer: OMG i'm gonna have to bring a extra pair of pants so I don't have to walk around with jizz in my pants!
Normal Railfan: Whatever you fucking Foamer!

Roaring Stop 

When a friend in the passenger seat of your car randomly yells out to a passing pedestrian some random abuse or funny call, and you quickly pull over next to the pedestrian to make it awkward for your friend.
You should have seen Bill’s face when I came to a roaring stop after he yelled out to a guy at the ATM “I saw ur pin!”

As we were driving past the mall, Joe yelled “hey sexy legs, how much?” to a blonde bombshell. So I came to a roaring stop. She almost jumped in the car and slapped him!
Roaring Stop by ckohler87 October 2, 2009

roaring kitty 

A method for hunting stocks and pouncing on investment opportunities. The phrase is known to have originated from r/wallstreetbets' u/deepfuckingvalue and also doubles as u/deepfuckingvalue's YouTube channel name.
Retard: How was your day my dude?
Autist: Bro I've been popping addy all-day and implementing roaring kitty.
Retard: Cool dude... I just trade what's on the front page of r/wallstreetbets.
Autist: That's retarded broseph.
Retard: Well, we're both incels living in our mom's basements. So who's to say who's more retarded?
Autist: Hmmm... Forget it. I've got to get back to finishing up some roaring kitty. Praise be to u/deepfuckingvalue.
Retard: Same, I got to catch up with the latest r/wallstreetbets memes. Praise be to u/deepfuckingvalue.
roaring kitty by simba47 January 31, 2021

The person reading this 

The person reading this is a beautiful/handsome person, I hope you get every bit of love you deserve you cutie pie! :)
The person reading this better have an amazing day.

Readington 

Greatest town to ever exist. Wealthy town but very humble and hardworking. Rural area and conservative #MAGA. Not much divesity. If you're a lib or not involved in some form of athletics growing up you're a loser and likely have soft parents. Not many commerical business' and more family business oriented. Hardo baseball parents breed here. Cannot think of a better place to raise a family to ensure youre kids arent walking vegans when they grow up. Schools here are beyond excellent and set students up for great success. Readington locals know fellow Readington locals.
That white kid loves Trump, is hardworking, athletic, and not a pussy; he has to be from Readington.
Readington by LibraryGuy32 August 21, 2018