eat monkey ass

General insult; the consumption of monkey ass is not expected or required

Joe: Is it okay if I sext your ex-girlfriend?

Mike: Eat monkey ass.

by 2014_chiguy November 26, 2013

butt monkey ass bullshit

the same meaning as cunt ass nigga bullshit...look it up

anything out of the ordinary truth or untruth

Tammy isn't a whore...thats some butt monkey bullshit.

I aint tryna hear none of that butt monkey ass bullshit that nigga tryna say.

Yo this trick was tryna kick sum butt money ass bullshit in ma ear.

Cant beat me in da head wit dat butt monkey ass bullshit

by jaeve75 June 24, 2011

Howler Monkey Ass

Girl that's been butt-fucked so much her insides hang out like a Howler Monkey on Animal Planet.

Damn! I was going to ride Charlotte until she dropped her drawers and her damn howler monkey ass jumped out of her jeans and damn near bit my weenie off!!

by Howler Monkey Lover October 27, 2008

cock nosed anal raiding ass monkey

An imaginative insult that you call someone who's really...really...REALLY pissing you off.

Annoying Person: "Your mum's gay and like so are you. Your mum's gay and like so are you. Your mum's gay and like so are you."

Annoyed Person: "Do the world a favour, please shut the fuck up."

Annoying Person: "HAHAHA YOU'RE GAY AREN'T YOU?! YES YOU ARE LOL YOUR GAY YOU GAAY GAAAAAY FAG ASS!!!"

Annoyed Person: "...Shut the hell up you cock nosed anal raiding ass monkey!"

Annoying Person: O_O

by Metalhead For Life November 7, 2006

Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls

3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?

What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.

by HK Orlando October 19, 2006

ass monkey

An awkward neighbor or boyfriend/girlfriend in your dorm who invites himself/herself to meals, parties, and other social events. Ass monkeys attach themselves to specific groups or individuals by seeing that other individuals are able to invite themselves to events but still be welcomed companions.

Sketchball A: We need to go out the side door. If we don't your ass monkey will come with us to dinner.

Sketchball B: Tru that 'ho. I don't want my ass monkey fucking up my Pimp Committee.

Mutual Friend of Sketchballs A and B: I swear Sketchball B. If your ass monkey comes to one more meal with us I'm going to jump off a bridge.

by I-Heart-Shiksas January 8, 2008

Go straight to hell flying on a monkey's ass

A derogatory way of expressing your dislike for someone.

Hey Peggy, go straight to hell flying on a monkey's ass!

by Out of the way Peedro May 3, 2010