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smoked meat salad 

A Smoked Meat Salad is when you dip your pecker in liquid smoke and Sweet Baby Ray's, and do your lady doggy style. While doing that, you have to spit your Copenhagen chew spit into her asshole.
Last night I totally gave that bitch a Smoked Meat Salad. She tossed it around for a while.

Meatsalad 

An absolute idiot or retard or another term for a penis
My substitute teacher told us to do the wrong thing and the whole class got F’s, he’s such a meatsalad