Manitoba mad cow 

The Manitoba Mad Cow is when you pick up a fat chick and while doing her doggy style, you squeeze and twist her titties like you'd milk a cow. Then you ram your dick in her ass without any lube, thus making her mad.

Ex: I hooked up some fat chick with a Manitoba Mad Cow last night, and it was awesome, she was so angry.

Manitoba mad cow by DJ Clamstrong January 16, 2008

Manitoba Moose Job 

While having intercource one partner wears a moose costume, while the other pretends to be a hunter and shoots their partner and proceed to bang their partners lifeless corps.

Dude I totally gave Margret a Manitoba Moose Job last night.

Manitoba Moose Job by MBCI June 14, 2015

Manitoba Handshake 

When a person breaks a bottle of Standard Lager over the head of another person. Usually done out of anger at a transgression by the receiving party. This has to be done with a bottle of the Manitoba Original Standard Lager. Otherwise it is simply bottling. In certain circumstances a bottle of Extra Old Stock can be substituted.

This broad kept knocking into Julie at the club so she gave her a Manitoba Handshake.

Manitoba Handshake by Rik Van Howle August 14, 2009

Manitoba Hotdog 

A sticky situation; a predicament, a pickle.

This is a fine manitoba hotdog we have ended up in.

Today has turned into a real manitoba hotdog

Manitoba Hotdog by 3rdBestBishnu September 15, 2018

Manitoba Snowplow 

A sexual act in which you are giving a girl anal and then push her arms out from under her and hump her across the floor.

I manitoba snowplowed this girl so far she got carpet burn!

Manitoba Snowplow by xkenx January 6, 2007

Manitoba Driver

One who alternates driving 20km/h over and 20km/h under the speed limit, prior to making a U-turn from the right lane, usually because they forgot which side of the road Wal-Mart is on.

Watch out for Manitoba Drivers, we're pretty close to Wal-Mart.

Manitoba Driver by soopa-doopa September 19, 2009

Manitoba Block 

Being stuck driving behind two vehicles side-by-side going 30 kms below the speed limit on the highway, thus hindering the ability to pass and drive at a reasonable speed. This is common throughout the province.

Yeah, sorry I'm late but I was stuck behind a Manitoba Block...

Manitoba Block by MXBACC January 21, 2008