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Does the Pope shit in the woods. 

A sarcastic answer to a question with an obvious yes. Referenced in The Big Lebowski. The reversal of the two words makes the phrase hilarious.

Oh, and I'm not Catholic... but I'm high.
"Does the Pope shit in the woods." or "Does a bear wear a funny hat?" are both examples of phrases to use to be like the dude.
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Does the Pope shit in the woods? 

Another answer for the obvious, "Obviously." Made famous by Steve Martin in his "Wild and Crazy Guy" hit record from the seventies.
In Philosophy you remember just enough to screw you up. You learn the important religious questions, 'Does the Pope shit in the woods?'

Does the Pope shit in the woods? 

This is a sarcastic answer to a question with an obvious answer of "yes." Taken as a combination of the similarly-intended ones, "Does a bear shit in the woods?" and "Is the Pope Catholic?"

By the way, I'm Catholic.
Do I want an Abita Turbo Dog? Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Word of the Day on March 14, 2013

In the Damn Shit 

When you're in very serious trouble. More trouble than when someone says that they're "in the shit". A clean version of this is "In the DS".
Example #1: Fuck! We're in the damn shit for about $80,000 bucks!

Example #2: Fuuka just found out her boyfriend totally cheated on her with Yukari. Oooh, he's in the damn shit now...
In the Damn Shit by MasterMenos August 12, 2012

Does the Pope shit in the woods? 

Phrase used to answer a question that has an obvious "yes" or "no" answer. Made famous by Carl Johnson (CJ) of GTA: San Andreas.
Caesar: You wanna make some money?

CJ: Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Caesar: Why you keep askin' me that, holmes? I told you, I dunno. Where the holiness does his business, is his business.

jack in the box shit 

a crap you have been holding in all day and as soon as you get home and sit on the thrown one quick push your done and the bowl is totally full.
" I had to take a dump around noon but waited til I got home at 5, I sat on the crapper one push and it was the old Jack in the box shit.

Shit in the shower guy 

known online as PewDiePie, is a Swedish YouTuber and a shower shitter, known primarily for his Let's Play videos and Shitting in the Shower .
It was when all toilets were occupied when shit in the shower guy's destiny was made.