the female student in the high school senior class who is most well liked by the entire high school, from freshmen to seniors. She must be well rounded because the whole high school elects her.
a boy that a girl continuously flirts with just to have a date to homecoming. she will most likely dump after the dance. he may or may not know he is going to be dumped.
Josh: hey man i finally landed Stacy as a date to hoco!
Jacob: Dude you do realize youre her homecoming boyfriend right? she is totally dumping you after the dance!
Man, this Homecoming Ho Jessica just rejected 10 guys over the past 2 weeks until today, when she said she is going to Homecoming with my boy DeAndre! Just because he's black, 6'6, and our best player on our high school basketball team doesn't mean she can just do that to me!
Applying to High School, Homecoming Horny is the event when girls who have not been asked to homecoming yet (no boyfriend, ugly, ect) start becoming increasingly slutty to anyone and everyone around them in an attempt to get someone to ask them to homecoming.
Guy 1: Has anyone else been getting tons of nudes from Sarah?
Guy 2: Yeah, we all have, she is seriouslyHomecoming Horny right now.
Most people don't like taking a poop when it isn't in their own bowl. When they therefore spend a prolonged time away from home, they are likely to refrain from dropping a grumpy until they return home. The drive home therefore becomes more and more excruciating as their body realizes the inevitable glorious release of the little black seal into the porcelain sea... This causes confusion, hysteria and social awkwardness when confronted with unnecessary chit-chat.
Gary: Why'd you take so long to answer your phone!?
Kraig: Geeslike, I cant talk right now, I'm a block away from home and I have the most dangerous homecoming dump already trying to claw its way out of me...
Gary: uuuu... what?
Kraig: ...AAAAaaaaa!!!.... Its... crowning!!