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man handled

a saying used to describe a person who fuks them self up real bad mentally and physically.
"did you see jesse fall off that bridge"
"yeh, he got man handled"
man handled by george tony February 21, 2005

[jan handled] 

The act of getting your ass kicked by Jan
Yo, the bout's score was 5-1, she totally jan handled that girl!
[jan handled] by AB12345 January 18, 2009

Moss-Covered Three-Handled Family Credenza 

Slang term for hepatitis. The number of handles indicates the placement of the letter in the alphabet, one-handled for hep A, two-handled for hep B and three-handled for hep C. Term can be traced back to 1910s Detroit. Gained popularity within the Roaring Twenties jazz scene, then again among GI's in the second world war. A third surge in popularity during the sex-positive Vietnam years lead to it's controversial usage in Depatie-Freleng's 1972 adaptation of Dr Seuss's literary classic, The Cat in The Hat. A similar, more blunt reference to hepatitis made it's appearance in the Mike Meyers film based on the story 30 years later, likely channeling the animated adaptation.
When the Cat in the Hat was referring to his Moss-Covered Three-Handled Family Credenza, he was indeed talking about hepititis C.

pan handled 

Referring to"peter pan";
When a boy/man gets defeated verbally or man handled by another man in public, usually occuring between drunken teenagers and young men in there twenties at a party or social gathering.

When a male goes from boy to man via fight in public
"oh man, you so got pan handled last night at the party"

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Handlez is the largest social media plug online, not to be confused with the SoundCloud rapper Handlez.
Insta Entrepreneur: Yo bro my IG username is wack af. I wish I was able to get “nftmoney” , “jettalk” or “topg” as my handle on da gram

SoundCloud Rapper: Yo my G, just hit up my plug “Handlez” . He’ll get you right in less than a week with whatever handle you want
Handlez by IRSAgents August 1, 2022