open car doors

When someone's ears protrude conspicuously from the side of his/her head, resembling a car with two open doors. (Sometimes shortened to just "car doors")

Gah! Check out the open car doors on that dude!

open car doors by exitflagger May 6, 2008

do guys still open car doors 

a term used by females when a simp opens the door for a woman in a car.

simp: *opens car door*
girl: *gets in*
also girl: "do guys still open car doors?"

do guys still open car doors by weenyhutjuniorneedles May 18, 2021

National Cardoor Slammers Of America 

A group of people that intentionally slam their cardoors to disturb everyone around them.

Barbara, if you and Bobby don't stop slamming your cardoors early in the morning, you should join the National Cardoor Slammers Of America.

National Cardoor Slammers Of America by wolfmaiden69 August 19, 2010