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Cancun Mudslide 

As a girl is face down ass up, you approach her from her top side, going back to the ass where you enter her vagina in a "jackhammer" fashion. While you proceed to jackhammer her, you shit down her back. A more liquid poo would be optimal, but any poo will suffice.
Kelcie's favorite thing to do is the Cancun Mudslide, she says the shit running down her spine is orgasmic.

Jaymin will always remember that Kelcie said yes to a Cancun Mudslide in Cancun.
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Cancun cunt dagger 

While on spring break, the cancun cunt dagger is an effective sex act. Prior to insertion one must proclaim "i shall slay thee". During intercourse a quote from braveheart must be used. Upon ejactulation one must pull out, slapping the erect penis against the cunt of the unlucky victim.
I totally nailed that emo chick with the cancun cunt dagger.
Cancun cunt dagger by feebaggk September 13, 2011

Cancun Pedicure 

The act of shitting on someone's feet and then mashing between their toes
The bitch wanted her toes done, so I gave her a cancun pedicure

Cancun moon

During sex, you put the girl in a position like doggy style. The like the “brute” sex position you face away from her. You put your dick in her ass, reach between your legs and grab a hanful of her hair. Every stroke you take you pull her hair back more and put a nice arch in her back.
I call this the Cancun moon because if she manages to look back at you she’s gonna see your ass right in her face while you go balls deep into her ass
Cancun moon by Yung Love June 3, 2018

Cancun Juice 

A hot tub, jacuzzi, bathtub or small pool full of large and hair people.
I'm not getting any of that cancun juice on me.
Cancun Juice by FlipsterS March 29, 2019

Cancun Cruz 

A trip taken to Cancun Mexico, usually to run away from responsibilities such as homework, family, or a natural disaster in your home state.

Named after Senator Ted Cruz's trip on February 18, 2021 to Cancun Mexico while his home state of Texas was suffering from one its largest natural disasters in history that resulted in the near collapse of its powerful grid.
"Hey Gym, screw this power outage thing back in Texas. Let's find our Green New Deal down in Cancun. It's time for a Cancun Cruz!"

"Hey Bob, we've got Beto back in Texas that can check on our seniors. It's time to take a Cancun Cruz."

"I'm sick of all of this homework and the chores at home. It's time for a Cancun Cruz"

Cancun Mudshot

As a girl is face down ass up, one partner approach her from her top side, going back to the ass where they enter her vagina in a "jackhammer" fashion. While they proceed to jackhammer her, they shit down her back.

A more liquid poo would be optimal, but any poo will suffice, while a third partner slurps up the shit.
"You should have seen how nasty it got yesterday, Henrik took that Cancun Mudshot like a champ.
Cancun Mudshot by Pixie Swallows February 18, 2026