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Banana Bread Homeschooler 

Someone who is overly clean-cut, socially awkward and/or lame.

And if the term itself wasn’t insulting enough already, it can be used as an actual clean-cut insult.
“Sally is so weird. She doesn’t know how to interact with people and she never does anything fun. I guess that’s not surprising though since she was homeschooled. She’s literally a banana bread homeschooler.”

“We’re going over to Kevin’s tonight to hang out, you should come.”
“Nah, I’m tired so I think I’m just gonna go home.”
“Come on, man. Don’t be a banana bread homeschooler.”

Banana Bread Oven 

the act of having oral sex with your partner's scrotum and a banana at the same time, thus smushing the banana all over your partner's scrotum.
Gay Man1: Dude, how was it with Johnny last night?

Gay Man2: Man, it was the best sex ever. He even gave me the Banana Bread Oven when i requested just a handsy.

Gay Man1: No way dude really?

Gay Man2: YES WAY!!

banana bread head 

When the banana bread is just so gooey that you put it in your mouth and suck a fat cock
“Man Taylor gives the best banana bread head”
banana bread head by taylork18853 September 15, 2020

Banana bread recipe 

1) A list of actions and ingredients needed to make banana bread

2) A way of speaking and communicating to your friends in a funny way
1) Ex.
Martha needed the banana bread recipe to make her first ever banana bread.

2) Ex.
Elly always speaks to Ellie in banana bread recipe when she is feeling happy.

Baking Banana Bread 

When having sexual relations with a women; the penis is termed "banana" and the vagina is the "bread." "Baking" is simply the sexual act. This term is commonly referred to in conditions when saying "i fucked the shit out of that bitch" would be innappriotate
"Hey whats up man... did you bake banana bread with suzy last night?"

"Yea, I did... we made several loafs."
Baking Banana Bread by Big Birm October 11, 2004

Cuckoo Banana Bread

When someone acts kooky, nuts, wacky, insane or a screwball.
The football fans were acting cuckoo banana bread over the bad call.