National Balls In Ass Day 

A holiday that servers as a reminder to the NSFW video of a man farting out his own testicles, typically celebrated on November 23rd.

Man, did you know that National Balls in Ass Day is celebrated on the same day as Toms birthday?

National Balls In Ass Day by RcM7034 February 1, 2022

October 19, kick a national dumb ass day

Kick any dumb ass you know

October 19, kick a national dumb ass day

October 19, kick a national dumb ass day by Momo356323 October 18, 2019

National Grab Ass Day 2018 

Grab some ass and smoke some weed

Damn I grabbed dat bootie while smoking a doobie because it's National Grab Ass Day 2018

National Grab Ass Day 2018 by Mr Kush Bush May 25, 2018

Kiss My Ass Day

A particular day when you just don't care about what anybody thinks. It really should be a national holiday.

some a-hole:"Hey, Heather! Your hair looks like crap!"
Me:"Hey a-hole! Do you know what day it is? It's Kiss My Ass Day, so kiss my ass, why don't ya?"

Kiss My Ass Day by Heather Nicole October 6, 2007

April 11th, national slap ass day 

National slap as day is abroad! Go to your guy friends and smack there ass (include no homo) walk to your girl and slap her ass too!

April 11th, national slap ass day. The day of the ass.

April 11th, national slap ass day by m&mx2 May 24, 2018

National grab ass day v.2 May 31st 

This day is the second day of the year that a you will be able to grab any girls or boys ass you want

Yo im excited to grab her ass again because it is national grab ass day v.2 May 31st!!

National grab ass day v.2 May 31st by Frostytrip May 18, 2019

National slap your crushes ass day 

National slap you crushes ass day.Get out there and slap some ass

Person 1: hey you know what day it is?
Person 2: its December 13 why?
Person 1: its national slap your crushes ass day.
Person 2: oh ok (slaps ass)

National slap your crushes ass day by Oakpaw December 7, 2019