International Taser and Stab your short friend day.

This is a day where you must taser and stab a short friend whilst they are off their guard.

You must continue this treatment until they suffer from a stroke or experiences cardiac arrest and is currently flopping on the ground in vain like a fish brought out of the water. It is not only until their heart cease to beat, that you shall stop.
Side Effects: Their skin color may go from normal, to red, and then to a lifeless pale. Don't worry about this transition as it is a part of this celebration.

Culprit: Yo do you know what today is?
Short Friend: Uhh, Tuesday?
Culprit: No dumbass! Its November 5th! You know what, I'll just show you.
Short Friend: Wait! What do you mea-
Culprit: *Tackles short friend mercilessly to the ground to taser and stab them until white foam emerge from their mouth as they writhe on the cold floor for oxygen*
Short Friend: OUGH! *Shits, pisses, and dies*
Culprit: *Asserts dominance by fossilizing friend for gasoline cause the prices are so damn high*

November 5th by Minecraft Master November 4, 2019

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November 5th

November 5th is national hug your crush/gf day.Make sure you hug ur crush or gf tmrw

“Hey bro its november 5th you have to hug your girlfriend”

November 5th by Thebigbanan November 4, 2019

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