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Inverted Banjo 

When one sexual partner rubs their prolapsed rectum against their partners anus.
Grandpa loved to tell me about the last time he gave grandma the inverted banjo before she passed away.

invertebratarian 

Invertebratarians are people who follow a diet that includes invertebrates and excludes all other animals. In addition to shellfish (clams, mussels, oysters, scallops, shrimp, crab, lobster, etc.), an invertebratarian diet may include vegetables, fruits, nuts, grains, beans, insects, jellyfish, and any other type of meat from an invertebrate.
Person A: Is Joe some sort of vegan or pescatarian?
Person B: Nah, Joe eats invertebrates, but no meat, fish, dairy, or eggs. He's an invertebratarian.
invertebratarian by Ruffy Doofus November 30, 2018

Inverted Pweener 

One who had a dick in the front and one in the back. To become an inverted pweener(penis weneer) the person with an I.P. will enter from behind and detach it's penis. The peen will attach itself to a new host and the old one will grow a new one in it's place. This is how they grow. This all must happen while the victim is sleeping. Become an Inverted Pweener like scuba Steve and the scrubbly trools in the curtain.
I had a weird felling last night and now theres a dick in my butt. I guess I'm an Inverted Pweener now
Inverted Pweener by Trolled_Lemons November 22, 2019

the inverted panda 

when a man ejaculates in a circular motion around the eyes of a colour man to provide the look of an inverted panda
OMG what happened to your face

its called the inverted panda or samad
the inverted panda by The happy punk February 19, 2010

The Inverted Theif 

When a male and female of the human species are having sex in the piledriver position and the male has his penis inserted into the female's vagina he takes his testicels and shoves them in her anus.
Person A: "Dude I totally made it with *insert name* last night!"

Person B: "Really? Did you pull The Inverted Theif?"

A: "What's that?"

B: "It's when ou're piledrivin' a girl and you stick your giggle bag in her snatch"

A: "...what is wrong with you?"

Double inverted red eye( double inverted moon) 

Two people back to back linking their arms together, one person then bends forward until parralel to the ground. Second person lays on that persons back lifting their legs straight up forming a straight line with the persons legs you're lying on. If you have no clothes on then you would be performing the double inverted red eye.
A two person ass flash also known as a double inverted red eye( double inverted moon)