Map of an oil spill that looks like a big beard of shit. It’s located in the Gulf of Mexico, it’s the most
expensive, it was given by those fags from England, the world is stuck with it for the next two fucking years, it’s fucking friends and family, and
no matter what is said on TV or read on
The Internet, its coverage is still shit.
British Petroleum gave America The Flaming Verizon Sanchez because England was tired of
United States Citizens making fun of them because no one
over there gives a fuck that England’s universal health care system doesn’t cover dental.