read the paper motherfucker 

An action performed by springtrap in Five Nights At Fuckboys 3.

S.Trap(In British accent) : Read the paper motherfucker

read the paper motherfucker by 12346872763739393&3774747 January 23, 2017

Deen The Paper Airplane Bean

A half paper airplane, half bean humanoid creature that roams around elementary schools across B.C.

Deen The Paper Airplane Bean

Deen The Paper Airplane Bean by Limetime691 May 4, 2022

buisness in the paper 

To put someones buisness in the open where anyoneone can hear it and know it as if they are welcome to it and it were offered.

I don't want anyone to know that I'm out of the house,so if someone calls don't put my buisness in the paper.

buisness in the paper by Alex'Andra May 29, 2008

Cutting the Paper

The act of giving your partner a paper cut in and around her vagina, and then giving it to her.

Hey Jim, I was just cutting the paper with Candice, and I came in two seconds.

Cutting the Paper by dirtymidget69 June 15, 2010

Reading the Paper

A phrase used to nonchalantly tell someone that you are smoking marijuana. The phrase brings with it a large number of puns that can be quite humerus.

Friend: (Calls you on the phone) Hey man, what are you doing?

You: I'm just sitting around 'reading the paper'!

Friend: Sweet, so I guess you got the 'news'!

You: Totally got the 'news'!

Reading the Paper by TheGreatBigD August 26, 2014

eat the paper 

This expression is from the pot business. When many kilos were being sold, either the buyer or seller had to "eat the paper" that is, the weight of all the paper that covered the product.

With over 500 kilos for sale, we knew we had to eat the paper to make the buyer smile.

eat the paper by pedro seguro April 22, 2019

Lick The Paper Towel 

Eating a creampie off of someones underwear.

After he was cuckled, we made him "lick the paper towel"

Lick The Paper Towel by TowelsForHim April 15, 2021