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The bottle cap bandits 

A great ska band located in myrtle beach, south carolina. They have won 3 Battle Of The Bands to date. They are bursting into the ska scene. With hits such as Memory, Rainy Day, and First Class Losers, They will never disapoint anyone who goes to a show.
Person 1: Let's go to the bottle cap bandits and skank
Person 2: Hellz yeah! They are so hep
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The kissy-faced bandits 

Bonnie and Clyde’s, Billy and Stacie’s, this couple will pretend to be you, steal your identity, then switch places with their brother and sister to avoid capture. Like two sets of twins that do nothing but damage to those around them.
Have you heard, the kissy-faced bandits have been to town, protect your sons and daughters against their identity thefting ways. The girl will take your man, and the man will kick him in the face for falling in love with the girl!