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pulling a subhan 

Pulling a Subhan is many things, but I’ll summarise the two things;
One is asking a girl two questions and then asking her out
OR
Making very homophobic jokes
Example One:
Subhan: So, do you speak any other language
Girl: uhh yeah
Subhan: Do you speak it fluently
Girl: yeah, I’ve done my GCSEs on it already
Subhan: Oh nice
— An Hour Later —
Subhan: how were your jabs?
Girl: I got more than anyone else, I’ve already had 3 and need 3 more later.
Subhan: ohhh it’s fiiine the more you get the better it becomes.

OR

Person 1: you alright
Person 2: yeah you
Person 1: good thanks
Person 2: what you been up to?
Person 1: making fun of Subhan
Person 2: yeah they’re pretty funny lol
Subhan: You Gay fa**ot KYS you worthless piece of gay shit kill your self
Person 1: calm down
Subhan: gay
Person 2: okay Subhan is a bit of a cunt

Subhan: shut the fuck up you gay Jewish sister fucking gay fa**ot

This is pulling a Subhan

subhan and haleema 

Subhan and haleema..An amazing couple.Always there for each other when times are rough.Loving each other and protecting and supporting.
Lucy:Did you see subhan and haleema today?there such a cute couple!

Annie:I KNOW RIGHT!So jealous..
subhan and haleema by .......hi January 17, 2019
subhan is an idiot who does not know how to do anything and is very bad at maths.no one likes him and he always hangs around people who do not know him.He is a big spoon and he be rejected by every girl if he ever liked somebody.He is very stubborn and always blames people on his mistake
subhan is an idiot
subhan by jeetdesi91 March 3, 2022

subhan and haleema 

A cute couple who are amazing.
subhan and haleema by .......hi January 17, 2019
Sübhan is a very caring individual who loves her family and friends. She’s a nice kurdish girl with a fat ass and long beautiful dark brown hair. Her eyes are beautiful just like her character. She’s very sensitive but laughs all the time too.
Did you see Sübhan?

Yeah, she looks beautiful. Ma sha Allah.
Sübhan by Izzy___g November 23, 2021
A total sexy beast. Gets all the bitches. He is so hot it makes man fall in love. A total badass. Especially chinese subhans are the best
Wow subhans the mann dawwg
Subhan by Jhonnypapa January 17, 2022
A green eyed snitch, can’t trust this boy. Not only is he an F boy, he is a liar and a snake to his own people. Don’t trust this yute
Yo that’s subhan
His a fed
Subhan by Leeselove March 24, 2022