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Slurp Juice 

the ancient drink of the gods. you can only consume this substance if you have a higher understanding than the average mortal. it also grants you shield along with health if times are tough.
Jesus Christ: Aye nigga you got a slurp juice? this fag keeps tagging me.

God: yea bruh just take my minis instead though.
Slurp Juice by Jdjzodndodnj November 1, 2018

Slurp juice 

When you stick a straw in a random horny homeless persons ass and you suck right on there ass hole with shit flying up the straw
I gave your mum a slurp juice
Slurp juice by Dis sack 203 April 2, 2019

Slurp juice 

When you are playing fortnite and your girl takes a HUGE green shit in your mouth and you slurp in down your throught
I was bout to catch a dub but then my girl gave me a slurp juice

slurpjuice

A New Trend that involves drinking a blue, sweet liquid from the popular Video Game "Fortnite". It is usually composed of blue Gatorade, anti-freeze-liquid and honey.
OMG I just did the #slurpjuicechallenge and it was absolutely delicious!