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an old man who lives with his mother and no other human being may enter the house. Possible consequences are wood down the throat, various children lobbed in your direction or being chased by his very prized posession, his legendary wooden bicycle. Is also known to be the fastest man....ever. Shoey never grows old.
person 1: i won the lottery and my mum stole it from me and only gave me 20p!

person2: your such a shoey!
shoey by hiya. April 3, 2009
shoey is arguably the most influencal man to ever grace our planet. He single handedly overthrew the teachers at thorpe and ran the school himself. Ghandi once said “ shoey is without a doubt the biggest don i’ve ever laid my eyes on”.He will go down as a level 200 boss for years to come
issac newton- “ me , shoey and darwin are the OG’s”
shoey by cjc0ffdaperc October 13, 2019
Adjective. It's a term for texture or/and food. It's like chewy, but also kinda slippery. The word is inspired by doggos, that eat shoes, which are also leatherly slippery and quite chewy.

It can also mean that you're being noisy and annoying, like the sound slippery surfaces make.
This cheese is so shoey, where did you get it?
Stop being such a shoey person, ain't you a grown-up adult?
Shoey by Ninja Has Ligma February 6, 2019
A shoey is a drink like beer or alcohol drank from a shoe its mostly Australian but people from other countries can replicate it.
Person 1: Hey wanna have a shoey
Person 2: Okay what time?
Person 1: At 2 am

Person 2: Ok
Shoey by 4_iaspekt March 11, 2022
A Degods Tradition.
degods just broke a new ATH time to rip a SHOEY
Shoey by gsus12 August 30, 2022

Shoey Dawceffa 

Shoey Dawceffa is the ship between Shane Dawson and Joey Graceffa.
Shoey Dawceffa was one of the most favorited ships but lots of people still ship it worldwide
Shoey Dawceffa by Miss Dramione March 22, 2016