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Scartch That Kitty Cat 

To get that pussy or please a women.
Dad:Son i'm gonna teach you how to scratch that kitty cat like I do your mom.

Son:Quit joking dad you haven't got none in years.
Scartch That Kitty Cat by J Mit March 23, 2005

thatch scratch 

A good scratch of your pubic area.
Life felt better after a good thatch scratch.