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linemen appreciation week 

The third week of July where Linemen get rewarded for protecting the Quarterback, opening lanes for the Running Back, and working in the trenches
Hey Jack, I got you a present for Linemen Appreciation Week!
Jack: Thanks man! At least I get some appreciation once in a while

The D-Linemen 

When a man(usually overweight) graduates from high school and then attempts to attend high school functions hoping to allure high school girls into his bedroom oftentimes using overly embellished promises of financial security they can provide them with their newfound maturity and exaggerated job title/salary
“Hey man lets go to the bar tonight and pick up chicks

“Hell no tonight is Friday night football I’m bout to go run The D-Linemen”
The D-Linemen by Websterboy November 24, 2020

power lineman 

Smartest motherfucker in the world. They have done so much with so little for so long that they are qualified to do just about anything with almost nothing. They are often found to be slightly conceded and may behave like man whores.
power lineman by floggingisaac July 26, 2014

combat lineman

Combat linemen (Lineys) are the most refined and articulate members of the Royal Corps of Signals. Reknowned for their sexual prowess, intelligence and athletic stature.

Warcry...." We Lay 'em Longer"
Not to be mistaken for Telemechs. (a workshy subspieces seen on airfields).

Attempts to breed Linemen in captivity led to genetic weaklings known as Combat signalmen and storeman. (both to be found in dark recesses of regular units) or the utter failure of crossbreeding with techs that produced the now extinct TE Tech.
God help me...send a combat lineman.
Don't send a boy todo a Liney's job.
Hairys (Combat lineman), Marys (Telemechs) and Fairys ( TE Techs).
The hardest working players in American Football. They have to be strong: mentally and physically. They don't have to be the fastest or have the best hands. Where they work is the trenches where all the lineman are. They give up their bodies to protect the quarterback and make holes for the running back's
Quarterback: Damn my lineman keep me clean in the pocket. I'm thankful for that
Lineman by j_aldaz February 13, 2019

Lineman aka (power lineman)

A badass motherfucker who lives to work a dangerous life. They get paid to get high (on the pole) and electrify peoples’ lives. Drives a pimped out truck and has the nicest toys. Typically drinks and hangouts with their buddies every night. They work hard and play harder. Tend to be some of the sexiest men. A tramp lineman works and lives on the road as they travel.
A Lineman aka (power lineman) is defined as a badass and hardworking individual who works a dangerous job to turn you on.