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Woke up in the ghetto 

Meaning 1: Waking up with your head at the foot of the bed. The upper part of the bed is generally where you lay. It is considered more luxurious because of pillows, stuffed animals, etc, therefore being "wealthy". The foot of the bed typically doesn't have anything adorning it, so therefore it is "poor", thus being the ghetto. Can also be referred to as "Christopher Columbusing", as you are in a place you haven't been in before.

Meaning 2: You woke up in the actual ghetto of a city.
Guy 1: "Dude I was so wasted last night. I woke up in the ghetto this morning.

Guy 2: At least you didn't actually wake up in the ghetto.

Guy 3: I'm always Christopher Columbusing. I party every night.
Woke up in the ghetto by 1364gds February 12, 2014

what in the ghetto 

it’s kinda like another phrase for what the heck
white boy gets a piercing that doesn’t look so good:
my friends n i: what in the ghetto is that?

ghetto in the meadow 

the rare opportunity to get off the streets and out the hood. somehow you are blessed with access to a house in the 'suburbs . U bring the fam to to experience this feeling of safety that the streets will never offer . whole gang gang feels like they in sunny meadow dream
bro Dean's parent's are out of town .. we getting ghetto in the meadow toniiight !! #blessup #weout #s'go #lemmeStayintheMeadow

ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread 

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ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread