The main character from the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books who is basically a sociopath. He treats his friends and family like shit and will do whatever it takes to get his way even if it means hurting someone mentally or psychically. He is also retarded for being in middle school since the first book came out in 2007.
the stupid boy who thinks all the girls want him even though he doesn't work out and has no muscles but still likes to go around shirtless near holly hills with his small d. He's so ugly with his stupid hair and in the movies, he probably wanted to get with Rowley because he's a fat legend. his brother Roderick is really hot and gets all the girls
'look theres greg heffley hes so stupid look at his tiny muscles what a noncey gardener'
For when someone takes the least logical course of action when confronted with a problem, and then later expresses confusion when the repercussions for taking said action are enacted upon them. Coined after Greg Heffley, the protagonist of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid franchise.
greg heffley is a goddamn sociopath that basically carries around rowley jefforson as fucking dead meat and wants to fuck heather hills and becky anton at the same time for a threesome