Greengooning

The activity of greening out and beating your meat at the same time

Dude, yesterday Xander was Greengooning when he slipped into a coma

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When you stroke yo shi while greening out

Yo Xander was greengooning so hard yesterday he slipped into psychosis

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Lee Greenwoodie

Noun. The stubby erection MAGAts get when they learn someone they don't like was brutalized or murdered by the government.

"News that Trump's brown shirts murdered another civilian in Minnesota raised quite a few tiny, sad Lee Greenwoodies in millions of fake patriots."

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