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eye contact blow job 

What a girl gives a guy so she doesn't have to look at the ugly thing she's sucking just do get some god-damned eating out.

Alternatively so she can see his face as he gets what he deserves
Ashleigh gave Brady an eye contact blow job so she could see his face when she vomited in disgust/ bit off his insignificant penis

sensual eye contact

the act of engaging in intercourse thorough the actions of suggestive stares
oh man dude i gave your sister sensual eye contact and she loved it!

Premarital eye contact 

A sin worse than the holocaust
I rather die than have premarital eye contact
If you ain’t been married, you shouldn’t be able to look at each other
When she wanna do some premarital eye contact

H A R L O T

Prolonged Eye Contact 

An ancient sign to ward off evil, invented by Bo Burnham.
That kid just got vaporized when John made prolonged eye contact with him.

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out 

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

whispering eye contact 

Lesbian: I made whispering eye contact with that hot girl in accounting