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ass clapping 

To give, or at least attempt to give, someone the clap up the butt.
I just tried ass clapping that girl last night. I wonder if it worked.

ass chipping 

When you cover your ass in guacamole, and your partner has to eat it all with only one bag of chips before it turns brown.
Damn, I really got ass chipped last night, thank God she finished all of it before the rash came back! That was the best ass chipping I've ever had!
ass chipping by thejavakat October 30, 2014

Chappin Ass 

Just chappin ass. To be in a state of laziness and/or inactivity.
1: Whats up man?

2: I'm just chappin ass doog.

1: Ohhh I see.
Chappin Ass by chapperking February 27, 2010

Sandy Cheeks Clapping Ass

The air is dry
"I was at a wedding and the air was like sandy cheeks clapping ass"

your ass is clapping 

" your ass is clapping that is not even true"

Clapping Your Ass Cheeks 

When someone is lying out of their ass so obviously that their cheeks start clapping together.
“I swear Stacy came on to me she was all over me at the club last night.”
“Bro there’s no way that happened stop clapping your ass cheeks.”