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plop a whopper 

to submit fecal matter into a lavoratory with extreme force and duration. (Is not truly a "whopper" unless your face is red, or your shit is red.)
One time, I had to plop a whopper, and my ass bled for two weeks.
plop a whopper by joshua7437 January 16, 2008

thats a whopper 

To be used when observing a picture of someone that is not particularly flattering

- marae
Omg look at this picture of Marley
YO THATS A WHOPPER!/WHOPPER AND A HALF!!
thats a whopper by maraefio May 19, 2022

Dropping a whopper 

Jake was in the bathroom for 45 minutes dropping a whopper.

whopper dang-a-lang 

Come here white girl, let me put this whopper dang-a-lang in you.
whopper dang-a-lang by big man japan December 26, 2009