unholy license
A term defining an existing object or concept that violates natural laws and proves its own existence as nullity
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Unholy Mother of Fuck
An expression used to vent frustration/pain/almost any other feeling expressed by the word fuck, typically as an alternative to mother fucker with the added emphasis of the mother being unholy (except for it is a mother of fuck, and not a fucker of mothers).
Unholy mother of fuck! What is that?!
*stubs toes on coffee table*
UNHOLY MOTHER OF FUCK! FUCKING COFFEE TABLES!
*stubs toes on coffee table*
UNHOLY MOTHER OF FUCK! FUCKING COFFEE TABLES!
Unholy Mother of Fuck by fuckyeahnico December 11, 2010
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Unholy Rosary
Anal Beads. Used to pleasure the anus, a serious of rubber beads increasing in size (like the beads of a Holy Rosary).
She kept her unholy rosary next the the handcuffs for those nights when it got really kinky, or when she needed to service herself.
Unholy Rosary by Jake E. Meyer March 29, 2008
unholy hasselhoff
Being gangbanged by a party of lifeguards on an otherwise pleasant beach in California. Gender has no relevance within this situation. All butt-holes are raped equally.
The beach has never been the same thanks to the unholy hasselhoff. I now have a fear of drowning in the ocean.
unholy hasselhoff by Pete Lindenfelser November 4, 2008
unholy trinity
i have just completed the unholy trinity.. i advise you to never do this.. the unholy trinity consists of three pictures on the internet. #1. tubgirl- an asian female in the bathroom with her anus above her mouth spewing orange enema fluid into her mouth.
#2. goatse- a man stretching his anus at least 6 inches in diameter with his hands. after seeing this look up the 8 stages of goatse online.. they are quite funny.
#3. lemonparty- 3 old men having a gay orgy.
if you see this and ur eyes dont explode and u can still get a boner after.. you are a god
if u masturbate to all 3 of these.. you need to die
#2. goatse- a man stretching his anus at least 6 inches in diameter with his hands. after seeing this look up the 8 stages of goatse online.. they are quite funny.
#3. lemonparty- 3 old men having a gay orgy.
if you see this and ur eyes dont explode and u can still get a boner after.. you are a god
if u masturbate to all 3 of these.. you need to die
a:Dude look at these pics.
(a. sends pics online to his buddy b.)
b:WUT THE FUCK MAN
(b murders a)
Dude have u seen the unholy trinity?
no?
ok good NEVER look at them
(a. sends pics online to his buddy b.)
b:WUT THE FUCK MAN
(b murders a)
Dude have u seen the unholy trinity?
no?
ok good NEVER look at them
unholy trinity by kill me i just saw the unholy trinity September 10, 2006
Unholy Hand Grenade
The act of flatulating in small inanimate object (usually a pillow or stuffed animal) for the purpose of delivering its putrid payload to the olfactory sensors of an unsuspecting bystander.
While Cliff was passed out on the sofa I lobbed an unholy hand grenade at his face. Hilarity ensued.
Unholy Hand Grenade by JoNeBoY August 14, 2010
unholy candle
A unholy candle is a dope person who uses all her time watching sleazy slashers and satanic pictures online. A unholy candle is also known as one of the most extremely stalkers, sending mix-tapes with her own breath repeating over and over again to the persons she likes and she always have her victims hair in her pocket.
A unholy candle usually only have one freind, a side kick -that are just like her. The unholy candles want to be forever 12 years old. When the unholy candles are together they wasting most of ther time running around town, watch movies, stalking on the net or talking about LiLo.
A unholy candle usually only have one freind, a side kick -that are just like her. The unholy candles want to be forever 12 years old. When the unholy candles are together they wasting most of ther time running around town, watch movies, stalking on the net or talking about LiLo.
MARIA: "A hippie just told me that i was waste of skin, i hate the stupid creative colorheads, i got a bit sad you know!!!"
ESTER: "I know!!! a guy called Cookie ones told me that i was a gore goat."
MARIA: "whaaaat serioulsy, what tha' hack."
ESTER: "you are sooo dope, you are a unholy candle full of satanic blood."
MARIA: "Wanna watch Mean Girls Lilo is so Fetch? btw i have a mix-tape for you."
ESTER: "I know!!! a guy called Cookie ones told me that i was a gore goat."
MARIA: "whaaaat serioulsy, what tha' hack."
ESTER: "you are sooo dope, you are a unholy candle full of satanic blood."
MARIA: "Wanna watch Mean Girls Lilo is so Fetch? btw i have a mix-tape for you."
unholy candle by †reptilicus† January 28, 2009