The Theory of Cloudtivity 

The theory that which all clouds can look like any object the viewer wants to see, due to all of the random ridges and displacements throughout them.

Person A. "Look johnny! That cloud looks like a sand castle!"
Person B. "No it doesn't! It looks like a tree!"

Person A. "Whatever, that's just The Theory of Cloudtivity"

The Theory of Cloudtivity by Tyler The Philosopher December 3, 2009

The Theory of Quantum Nigganometry

This Theory states that if two lanky ass niggas orbit around the same fat bitch, quantum fusion occurs, giving the fat bitch endless energy until she inevitably collides with the black hole at the center of our galaxy. Leading to a chain reaction that tears a hole in the fabric of space-time.

Joe Gatto discovered the theory of Quantum Nigganometry from illegal experiments conducted behind the scene of their hidden camera tv show "Impractical Jokers". He is facing four consecutive life sentences.

The Theory of Quantum Nigganometry by quaniggadris December 29, 2022

The theory of dildotivity 

Time travels more slowly as a dildo first begins to wobble. Especially when a suction cup dildo is thrown and sticks to the intended surface.

The theory of dildotivity isn't something that's just on the Urban dictionary. Throw a dildo and find out. See for yourself! Open your eyes!

The theory of dildotivity by Godamongstmentinymen March 13, 2022

The Theory Is To Adjust The Parameters On Everything One Does For Pacifism 

The Theory Is To Adjust The Parameters On Everything One Does For Pacifism

The Theory Is To Adjust The Parameters On Everything One Does For Pacifism

The Theory Is To Adjust The Parameters On Everything One Does For Pacifism by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

The Theory Is To Adjust The Parameters On Everything One Does When Interrupted For Pacifism Because Names Around It Are Funny To I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles 

The Theory Is To Adjust The Parameters On Everything One Does When Interrupted For Pacifism Because Names Around It Are Funny To I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

The Theory Is To Adjust The Parameters On Everything One Does When Interrupted For Pacifism Because Names Around It Are Funny To I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

The Theory Is To Adjust The Parameters On Everything One Does When Interrupted For Pacifism Because Names Around It Are Funny To I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

The Z Theory

Basically, the Z theory explains how modern-day 'Badmen' speak. If, when typing, the letter 'Z' is added to the end of the last word in a sentence, it automatically gives it that 'badman' sheen.

Man: Goodmorning, I are going shops for some bread and milk.
Woman: How illiterate.

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Badman: Goodmorning, I are going shops for some bread and milkz.
Woman: Normally I would think that illiterate, but due to the use of the Z theory, I realise this chap is a badman.

The Z Theory by POKEMENZ January 24, 2011

The Conspiracy Theory Against Muffins and Cupcakes 

Many people like to say that muffins are ugly cupcakes.
This is my theory:
It is not that muffins are ugly cupcakes, but that cupcakes are altered and frosted muffins. The dye on them refers to tanning and the frosting refers to an excess amount of makeup. Cupcakes are whores in the muffin world, while muffins are pure and natural.

Now tell me, whose the ugly dessert now?

Belle: Muffins > Cupcakes
Monica: Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
Jared: Actually, cupcakes are just altered muffins with makeup on. I call this the conspiracy theory against muffins and cupcakes.
Belle: So cupcakes are whores?
Jared: That would be weird because cupcakes are inanimate objects. But yes, exactly.

The Conspiracy Theory Against Muffins and Cupcakes by Jared Stein & Belle Miranda March 25, 2012