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The ballerina butt fuck 

The ballerina butt fuck is a sex position where the female spins on one foot on the male's erect penis like a ballerina while the female's ass is shaking in a manner that makes the male excited. After doing this, the female can go in 2 different ways, the female can either jump and land on the penis so is goes into the butt and the fucking continues normally. Or, you can jump towards the male's face, spread your legs in midair and land onto the face. If done correctly, this can be a Mortal Kombat finishing move.
Male: Hey, want to do The ballerina butt fuck?
Female: Sure.
Male: If you break my face with your ass, ima eat it.
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The Balled Bald System 

The Balled bald system is a system in which balled is good and bald is bad
The Balled Bald systems works as follows A sunny day is Balled, a rainy day is bald.

The Balled Bald System 

The balled bald system is a system in which balled is good and bald is bad.
You hear about The Balled Bald System yet? it is so balled

Ballers of the Knight 

The best air-band of all time. They frequently bust out in impromptu jam sessions and just let the rock n' roll take them over. It is said that Ballers of the Knight inspired such epic bands as Queen and the Rolling Stones to form.
Boy 1: Oh my god, this air band is the best!

Boy 2: You're wrong my friend, they're no Ballers of the Knight.