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Squidy Dumplings 

Taking a dump and it comes out spiral-like; another from of the "squirts" or "runs"
Person one, "I ate the chicken tenders from the 7-11."
Person two, "Wow! You are brave!"
Person one, "Yeah, it gave me the squidy dumplings."
Squidy Dumplings by Philtor November 1, 2010

squidy bomb

Definition: Pull foreskin over head of penis, seal and squeeze the tip shut, then start peeing and inflate like a squid, when satisfied with volume of balloon, RELEASE! Squidy bomb

Squidward Name of someone that is known for squidy bombs
"The squidy bomb was a hit at the party."

"Whats goin on squidward."
squidy bomb by Hoodlum69 June 27, 2017

A squidy swishy wedgi 

An example of a squidy swishy wedgi can be can be a very Hanson looking squidwarb, furthermore this squid can grab ur undies gracefully and snatch it off
OMG! EMILY I think I got a squidy swishy wedgi 🧑 🦲

Squid In A Ditch 

A profound and controversial characterization of the female genitalia, where "Ditch" represents the angular, contoured bordering meat of the labia, and "Squid" depicts the amorphous, unidentifiable, moistened nonsense in between. Sometimes used as the final closing/mic drop term in adolescent "funny names for genitalia" competitions.
Dude, she pulled up her skirt and it totally looked like a frickin "Squid in a Ditch!"

🦑 *squid emoji*

it's like when you 🧅 in your pants, but you get a little teared up so you 🦦. kinda like 🦩 but with more 🦀 and a little 🧂
Tatum: Anyone else feeling 🦑 *squid emoji* tonight?
Kyan: Naw, baby, I’m getting real 🐙 though. The Justice Ninja is gonna 🧅 while I ram a 🌲 up his 🍑 tonight.