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Snow Coning 

The act of inserting ice cubes into your partners anus, then performing anal sex, with the ice cubes melting,your genitalia becomes covered in anal juice, after ejaculating,you then wipe your cum/anal juice covered genitals over your partners lips and nose.
Guy 1> that chic last night was nasty as hell

Guy 2> yeah man totally, we even used the anal ice cubes

Guy 1> You were snow coning her? Thats fucked up man.
Snow Coning by bored bartender December 29, 2011
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Friendly Snowmaning 

An altered state of consciousness or 'high' achieved by simultaneously snorting cocaine and smoking heroin; a blood vessel friendly version of snowballing.
Man I feel so sick today friendly snowmaning last night ruined me.

snowcocking 

When the victim of parking-spot theft builds a large penis out of snow (aka snow penis) behind the culprit's car, effectively snowing in the thief's car . . . with a healthy dose of embarrassment.
If you want to take a homework break, we're snowcocking that obnoxious spot-stealer's VW around midnight.