Replacement dog 

The dog you get to replace the one who just died.

Lady at the park: You have an adorable puppy.
Me: Thanks, she's a replacement dog.
LatP: What do you mean?
Me: She replaced the dog that just died. In fact, I think she one-upped her.

LatP: You're horrible.
Me: pssh, bitch

Replacement dog by Joe Everyman June 30, 2010

replacement fuck buddy 

A person who sole purpose is to pick up the slack from original fuck buddy. I.e. a stand in fuck buddy while the original fuck buddy is not meeting attendance requirements, sexual satisfaction requested, and/or exceeding preset relationship boundaries. See fuck buddy code for reference.

Friend: Raymond hasn't given me any in a few weeks.
Me: Girl, you need a replacement fuck buddy.

replacement fuck buddy by Ms.Ellis October 20, 2015

Replacement issues 

The feeling of being replaced or being turned away for someone else

When you are with your friends my replacement issues are bad because you ignore me for them

Replacement issues by winterxxx April 2, 2021

replacement words 

Words that replace curse words and are usually immature, obnoxious, and unnecessary.

Jack: "What the fruit is going on here?"
Jill: "What didn't you just say f***?"
Jack: "Oh, I'm trying to stay appropriate for the kids, so I'm using replacement words."

replacement words by katec123 April 25, 2010

replacement friend 

when you have a friend that you are just talking to because you have no one else in that class.

signs you have one:
1: you don't talk to them if you have another friend
2: if they have another friend near them, they won't talk to you. this means your replacement friend relationship is mutual. this is good for when you are going to ditch them next year.
3: you don't think their jokes are funny, and you have to fake laugh
4: you act different for them
5: they don't know you well or maybe they know every aspect about you since they are just someone you can rant to without worrying about them spreading it.

rules:
1: can't hang out with them outside of school
2: don't hang out with them if you have friends in that class
3: NEVER choose them over your friend for partners

p1: aren't you hanging out with her today?
p2: no man, she's my replacement friend. come on, let's go

replacement friend by checkitboys1 February 6, 2019

replacement beers 

Beers that you buy in a bodega or gas station across the street from the hotel the next day to replace the beers you drank from the minibar.

We crushed all the beers in the mini bar last night, but they are like eight bucks, so before we checked out we went and got some replacement beers at the Seven 11 across the street.

replacement beers by urban blight May 7, 2009

Replacement value 

The value placed on a person who leaves, to be replaced by another.

Johns replacement value was low. Shouldn't be hard to beat that.

Replacement value by Alexandria the great June 20, 2016