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Alaskan Palm Pilot 

Sloppily written notes on the palm of ones hand. Developed specifically for Tea-Party rallies where use of a TelePrompter would limit possible criticisms of President Obama.
Joe Sixpack: "OMG, somethings wrong with my dick...it's turning blue!"

Hockey Mom: "No dear! You just forgot to clear your Alaskan Palm Pilot before watching The O'Reilly Factor...again."
Alaskan Palm Pilot by Joe24Pack February 9, 2010

palmpilot 

Originally a specific type of handheld computer from US Robotics, for a while Palmpilot was used as a catch-all term to describe any Personal Digital Assistant. Similar to the british use of Hoover to describe any vacuum cleaner.
"I need a new palmpilot, I dropped my old one the other day and the screen cracked"
palmpilot by Shalroth May 15, 2005