New Hartford, NY

A small suburb located in Central New York.

Within the small town there are three points of interest:
1)The New Hartford High School
2)The Sangertown Mall
3)Marquee Cinemas
....and thats it.

The kids at the high school are typically classified as stuck-up rich bitches. Usually the kind of kids that think their shit doesn't stink and never have the balls to the things they preach about the hallways.

Example:
-NH Student #1: "I can't believe what that kid is going around saying about me being a pothead!"

-NH Student #2: "You only smoke it on the weekends!... that doesn't make you a pothead. You should kick his ass!"

-NH Student #1: "Yeah! I'm gonna kick that little faggot's ass!"

REALITY: The student from New Hartford, NY ends up pushing the kid talking about him out of the way and gives him a dirty look. Later that night he goes on Facebook and posts about how he's gonna kick the kids ass the next day, but never does...THE END.

New Hartford, NY by asd;kfjlk;as November 17, 2010

new hartford marching band 

The best marching band in the world!!!! Got firts place a few times at dome. :-)

Wow, I wish I was in the new Hartford marching band spartans, not the medina mustangs!!!!

new hartford marching band by heyyy44444444455555 November 14, 2011

new hartford, ct 

New Hartford, CT is a wee settlement that is somewhere in the northwest corner of Connecticut between the towns of Winsted and Torrington. The downtown area consists of three of four dilapidated buildings/adobes, a Dunkin Doughnuts and a fake Italian pizza restaurant. It is nestled alongside of the Farmington River and is projected to collapse into the river - thus falling off the face of the earth.
New Hartfordians generally consists of rebel raggies/raggy that have tried to escape Torrington and Winsted in search of improved lives - but strangely spend the rest of their lives trying to find there way back into these communities through the pursuit, and abuse, of drugs.
New Hartford’s main imports are crystal meth, heroin, crack/cocaine and pot. Its main exports consist of lost teenagers who are struggling with their identity and cannot figure out weather they are black or white, tricks or hoes, junkies or flunkies. New Hartford youth directly contribute to the poverty rate and the increasing incarceration population of America. Thankfully their educational system practices genocide - I mean should.
Nightlife consists of ONE bar and it is GAY. It serves as a herding enclave for the scum of America and ugly chicks.

a) yo, lets get wet at chatterlys tonight in new hartford, ct? everyone is home for the holidays...
b) lets burn down chatterly's tonight?
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new hartford, ct by truthbetold December 3, 2007