Kemper bridge breaker 

When your lady drops a huge duece that won't flush and it takes two weeks of pissing on it to break it up.

I had to employ the Kemper bridge breaker when my left a huge turd in the toilet.

Kemper bridge breaker by Kempergenes December 1, 2018

Kemper-shuffle

The movement and motion preformed when a drug addict becomes overly excited or stimulated by fuckery.

Kemper-shuffle. The movement and motion preformed when a drug addict becomes overly excited or stimulated by fuckery.

Look at mike. He's so high and tweaking, he's doing the kemper shuffle. " An imbred man in clark county that has overindulge on drugs."

Kemper-shuffle by Joe Lauren April 30, 2021

Kemper McTwister

-the kemper mctwister or (KMT) is actually a very serious problem that deals with being rapidly airborne. often during a very windy baseball game a kemp is likely to be hurled into the air by a dust tornado(twister). this is actually a very serious and scary moment for a dwarfy person. during the expirence one is often spotted scrambling for a McDonalds "McGriddles" biscuit so that he can stick his dong in the middle and beat off with the warm sensation rubbing on his pecker. thats why its called a Kemper McTwister

as i threw out the first pitch i spotted a rare Kemper McTwister in left field. i also noticed a McGriddles raper on the ground after the game. wonder where that was from??

Kemper McTwister by adkins...biotch April 15, 2005

Kemper Moment 

When you says something stupid ,randomly,when you are with the bros

Kemper had a kemper moment when talked about smells in the restaurant.

Kemper Moment by [e-mail] March 14, 2020

Kemper Evans 

A name for a male meaning superior in looks. Kemper is what you would call someone who is extremely hot. A kemper is often funny and has a huge package.

Damn he is almost as hot as Kemper Evans

Kemper Evans by People definer56 September 15, 2021

Kemper Moment 

A moment when randomly say something stupid when you are with the bros.

I had a kemper moment when i said something stupid

Kemper Moment by [e-mail] March 14, 2020

Kemper Vibes 

Rather creepy vibes being given off, as if the person doing it is some sort of serial killer, sociopath, or agent of chaos.

Term named after Ed Kemper, the Co Ed Killer

Hey, what is up with that man, there? The way he talks about people… seriously giving me some Kemper Vibes.

Kemper Vibes by Xx_autisticpanic_xX July 27, 2023