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Offduty K-9 

When you fart in a crowded room and nobody says anything, but a dog comes up and sniffs your ass.
"Dude, did you smell that offduty K-9?"

Dan K-9 Cion 

the best mixed martial artist to come out of farmingdale,NY ever aka the man with dynamite in his hands aka Killa K-9, master of the cion bomb.
guy1: dude did you see that he just got smashed up!

guy2: yeah man he got to meet Dan K-9 Cion and the cion bomb lol

HuSta/N.K-9

A charming person who makes objectively great observations. The name comes from a fake post about a terminator ripoff.
Oh my god he is such a HusTa/N.K-9 !
How did she even notice that? Frankly it's clear, I love NK-9-s like that!
HuSta/N.K-9 by BreakerThat101 February 11, 2024

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The sensation of bashing the space bar is satisfying. Otherwise, you are bored. Good luck curing it. You're too deep in.
z a q 1 2 w s x 3 e d c 4 r f v b g t 5 6 y h n 7 u j m k I 8 9 o l p 0 is the only thing curing my boredom.

esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p [ ] \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl 

This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,
Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes