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Orange Juice Houdini 

A sexual move where a man reaching climax during anal sex pulls out and inserts a turkey baster filled with orange juice. After squeezing the baster and creating an illusion of ejaculation, the man cums in the women face and she poops out orange juice later, much to her dismay.
Guy 1- "Instead of dumping her, I just gave her the Orange Juice Houdini..."

Guy 2- "High Five!"

orange juice 

nectar from the gods themselves
So I woke up and expected to get a glass of orange juice like I always do, but my roomate's whore of a girlfriend drank all of it, infuriated, I did what anyone would do in that situation.......I came in her oatmeal of course :)


"Good Morning Delilah, How's Breakfast :D"

Orange Juice Simpson 

1. The delicious, iron-filled drink made of the people OJ Simpson killed
Jim: Look what I got in my Orange Juice Simpson bottle!

Dave: What did you get?

Jim: There's a finger in it! Look!

Orange Juice  

I need some Orange Juice stat before i come down!
Orange Juice by G Moreno April 8, 2009

orange juice and toothpaste 

orange juice and toothpaste is probably the nastiest combination in the world.
it is basically hell.
Mom: Drink your orange juice, Cooper.
Cooper: No mom - I just brushed my teeth! It'll taste like ass.
Mom: Well next time don't be a little bitch - real men drink toothpaste and eat orange juice.
Cooper: Sorry mom.

Hence: orange juice and toothpaste

Orange Juice Party 

A code-name for a party where there will be booze.
We'd better not invite that girl to our orange juice party, she's no fun!
Orange Juice Party by blackmagic0627 February 19, 2012