goober salve 

Another term for peanut butter.

"I see that you've purchased some goober salve,hen bullets, and moo juice" said the seventy year old bag boy.

Translation: I had bought peanut butter, eggs, and milk.

goober salve by Sam Wise October 27, 2007

goober-smooth 

Goodber-smooth refers to an attempt of a goober to impress someone they are interested in. It can describe a person, most often that person is already a goober but now a level up, or can describe a specific comment or action of a goober that is quite suave.

I tell you, Joey is not the top jock in school but he sure is goober-smooth with the ladies.

goober-smooth by Tonybagadonuts December 9, 2008

Goober Stupid 

When a dude gets so sexually aroused he can't think straight.

I get so Goober Stupid when she pulls out that big'ol ass. I can't think about anything but butt.

Goober Stupid by flop dobbins October 10, 2014

goober smoocher 

A person who likes to kiss dicks. Bitch that teases you with thinking your going to get the best damn blow job ever, but she never follows through. Also a funny cut down to call someone you want people to think they kiss dicks.

That Jane sure is a goober smoocher. She is such a cock tease.

goober smoocher by Mr. Dirthole August 6, 2012

goober snatch 

An imaginary disease, which may not be so imaginary. Usually involves goobers exiting a woman's vaginal cavity. Commonly known as "dirty whore syndrome."

Guy driving by hookers with friends: "Eh, I bet she's got a hefty case of the goober snatch."

goober snatch by ImTotallyGoingToStalkYou May 11, 2007

goodern’shit

When something is so delicious that the only that comes to mind is goodern’shit

Wow that cake was goodern’shit

goodern’shit by Goodern’shit man September 15, 2019

goober squad 

ha ha i made you look this up and i just put this here ha ha ha

youve been goober squaded

goober squad by rongloe May 24, 2020