Desperation Station

A gas station that is on a highway, where there is no other gas station in the area; the prices are much higher than a common gas station, so you would have to be desperate and low on gas to even consider getting gas from there.

A)Wow, did you see that gas station? The gas was $7.00/gal.

B)Yea, it was just a desperation station, because the next gas station is 30 miles away.

Desperation Station by Domonic July 4, 2008

Chronic Desperation Disorder

Chronic Desperation Disorder (C.D.D), is the constant state in which a male is lackin the skills to socialise with a female. Symptoms include; tying female(s) shoes, poor jokes, awkwardness, stealing their property as a ‘joke’, being a straight weird cunt, etc.

Scenario 1:
Friend 1: Hey, you know Matt?
Friend 2: Yeah he’s the dude that got straight denied by Victoria!?
Friend 1: Bro... he’s got stage 4 Chronic Desperation Disorder.

Scenario 2:
Friend 1: Yo Alex deadset got CDD.
Friend 2: Yeah bro I know, he let a bunch of bitches put makeup on him.

Chronic Desperation Disorder by xxxtittilishious November 8, 2019

desperation kink

The sexual arousal someone feels when they feel the need to piss.

"I have such a desperation kink"

desperation kink by Jsoevels January 1, 2016

Desperation Cheating

1. Cheating inbrought via desperation.
2. Cheating inbrought by a feeling of despair. Where the player or person believes there are in or objectively is in a situation so bad as to be impossible to deal with without cheating.

3. When a male has such significant "blue balls" that he cheats on his partner.
4. When a person goes without booty,beaver, or PP for so long that they cheat on their partner.
5. It is the adulterous response, to when a person goes without sexual relations with their significant other that they're in a commuted relationship with for a long time that they feel the need to cheat on them.

Adreen normally doesn't cheat in everyday life, but often enters an obvious desperation cheating mode whenever she's about to lose a tabletop game.

Desperation Cheating by MaxwellMurdoch October 22, 2020

desperation mode 

Desperation mode is a state in which many unsuccessful Tinder users find themselves in typically on a Friday night, when they once again find themselves alone and without a date. In an attempt to increase their odds on this "matching" app, they basically swipe right or select every single person, regardless of age, appearance or gender. This ultimately increases their overall chances of someone expressing an interest in them, therefore alleviating any feelings of loneliness or rejection. When in "desperation mode," people may exhibit erratic emotions, signs of physical or verbal desperation, sweating and even crying.

"Man, look at Mike go tonight...he is in serious desperation mode; he really needs to get laid."

desperation mode by Lolarobot January 7, 2017

desperation diamond 

In the game of beer pong, desperation diamond is a type of rerack only used when the player is losing and needs to sink four more cups. The rerack forms the four cups into the shape of a diamond. In most games of beer pong, you can only only rerack once; therefore you are giving up your rerack privileges early. This rerack is desperate but advantageous in certain situations.

You have one cup left on your side. You're opponent has four cups left on his side. You rerack since time is running out and you need the increase your chances of making cups.

You: Ah shit, I'll rerack...
Him: DESPERATION DIAMOND!

desperation diamond by zl February 10, 2006

desperation porn 

Video that features someone (usually female) who badly needs to urinate. Often she's fully clothed. Desperation video lovers find it extremely erotic. It's a fetish. Most of a desperation video is taken up with the subject crossing her legs tightly, holding her crotch, jiggling around outside a bathroom door and huffing & puffing and saying things like, "I gotta pee so bad!" The video's high point comes when she can no longer hold it and wets her pants.

Louis got really pissed off when we laughed at him after discovering he watches desperation porn.

desperation porn by Facebook Zombie May 11, 2014