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A statistic

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What you become if you die from drunk driving.
The crane operator dropped her payload on the drunk truck driver who is now just a statistic.
by P.L.U.R. kind friend September 1, 2017
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The "ultimate" punish ment given by Baal, when really she is just locking you away where only she can reach you
Raiden shogun:*pulls of booba sword* You will be inlaid upon a statue
Your simp ass: :)
by sjiwkw November 23, 2021
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carving a statue

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The act of producing an exceptionally large, hard, and lumpy turd. Normally done with considerable pain. May tear hemorrhoids free.
We could hear Stew grunting in the washroom from the other end of the hall. He must have been carving a statue.
by Belinda S. August 24, 2006
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It first appeared in the movie "Horrible Bosses." It basically just means your gunna bend that bitch over and stick it in her and show her who's boss.
Chandler: "Hey bro are you gunna get with her tonight?"
Jake: "Hell yeah bro Imma make sure she's sore tomorrow. I'm gunna bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states."
Chandler: "Thatta boy"
by ONEohTWO January 10, 2012
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shlong a bitch over a barrel while she reads the United States Constitution.
I could bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states, but she is in a wheelchair

I fucked the freedom out dat bitch.
by Young Metros Trustee July 4, 2016
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