Hamburger Helper Handjob 

The process of filling a white glove with warm meat, cheese and noodles then proceeding to insert your hand to then give someone a handjob.

Person 1: I heard Bonnie gave Kevin a Hamburger Helper Handjob last Monday.
Person 2: That shit is wild, they couldn't even wait till a Tuesday!

Person 3: I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna give myself a Hamburger Helper Handjob tonight.
Person 4: That's disgusting bro why the fuck would you say that to me.

Hamburger Helper Handjob by familyguyfan2008 April 21, 2023

Hamburger Helper 

A packaged food product from Eagle Foods. As boxed, it consists of a dried carbohydrate (often pasta or rice), with powdered seasonings contained in a packet

The Hamburger Helper mascot is "the Helping Hand" or "Lefty", a four-fingered, left-hand white glove with a face on the palm and a red spherical nose. It often appears in the product's television commercials and on packages

Hamburger Helper by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

Hamburger Helper 

A packaged food product from Eagle Foods. As boxed, it consists of a dried carbohydrate (often pasta or rice), with powdered seasonings contained in a packet. The consumer is meant to combine the contents of the box with browned ground beef ("hamburger"), water, and, with some varieties, milk to create a complete one-dish meal.

The Hamburger Helper mascot is "the Helping Hand" or "Lefty"—a four-fingered, left-hand white glove with a face on the palm and a red spherical nose. It often appears in the product's television commercials and on packages

Hamburger Helper by Wendysfg May 8, 2023

Hamburger Helper 

a packaged food product from Eagle Foods.

In 1979, Scott Spiegel wrote, produced and directed a short film entitled Attack of the Helping Hand, which featured a Hamburger Helper oven mitt as a killer glove

Hamburger Helper by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

hobbit helper 

A one to two foot ladder to assist on reaching objects to high for a vertically challenged individual.

Can I use the hobbit helper to reach the cupboard because I'm to short

hobbit helper by Gabecali1488 November 16, 2023

homie helper 

Someone who is willing to engage in sexual intercourse with a friend in order to help that friend end a long period without intercourse.

Friend 1: “Man, I’m in a serious slump right now. I haven’t gotten laid in almost two years.”
Friend 2: “Call up Jessica, she’s a homie helper. She’s helped a bunch of guys end their dry spells.”

homie helper by Fratlock Holmes May 31, 2024

Scottish Helper 

Standing across from another man facing each other with your penises side by side, and jerk both of them with one hand.

Brad: “Hey Alex, are you ready to have sex?”
Alex: “Only if we start with a Scottish Helper!”

Scottish Helper by Jellyfish beans February 6, 2025