Totes Pressed

Totally Depressed

Girl 1: Man, after that chick came back from her vacation, she's been totes pressed.

Girl 2: I know. Such a downer. We totes need to get her laid!

Girl 1: Totes presh, Girl! Totes presh!

Totes Pressed by Totes pearly January 23, 2011

Totes Emosh 

Used when someone/something is very emotional (totally emotional). For example, on X Factor, the group 'Two Shoes' had the chance of being voted back into the live shows and described the situation as being 'Totes Emosh'.

'It's just totes emosh'

'I'm just totes emosh at the moment'

Totes Emosh by TotesUrban November 29, 2011

Totes Brute 

When something happens that is so brutal you have to shorten "totally brutal" because of it's awesome brutalness. It can also be used to describe heavy and brutal music. Also works with things that suck and things that are lame.

"Dude, Marty face planted on the sidewalk the other day and totally scraped his face off."

"Oh that's totes brute dude."

Totes Brute by D. Brute June 27, 2008

totes jelly 

internet-derived slang for "totally jealous"

person 1: I don't have to work tomorrow!
person 2: Omg, totes jelly!

totes jelly by Teh_Interwebzster July 3, 2009

Totes MaGoats 

a way to reinforce the meaning for the word totally.

Hey Man, you up for a night of unprotected sex and submissive binge drinking??

Dude! Totally! Totes MaGoats Man!!

Totes MaGoats by Cojani April 7, 2009

totes inappropes 

An abbreviation for "totally inappropriate." An extension of the phrase totes.

It is used to describe a socially unacceptable person, socially unacceptable behavior, or a generally unacceptable situation.

"You are totes inappropes right now."

totes inappropes by bobbybaby August 30, 2007

Totes devo 

An emotion experienced when a person is feeling particularly bereft. Shortened version of 'totally devastated'.

Cam stole my iPod! I'm totes devo.

Totes devo by hunka munka August 9, 2010