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Scooby Doo Logic 

The concept of, whenever something bad or sketchy happens, splitting up. It was originally applicable in the to moments in the show, Scooby Doo, when the gang was in a group and then splits up to gather clues (often with moderate success and then complications, e.g. Velma loses her glasses). Usage now, though, has come to generally be in regards to two or more people separating, or "splitting up," when it seems illogical to do so.
"What the fuck? You're breaking up with me?" said the boyfriend.

"Yes," said the girlfriend.

"I can't believe that you're splitting up with me! This shit is fucking Scooby Doo Logic!" he screamed.

few scoops 

Barry: “What’s the point I’m going out?”

Larry: “Few scoops man”
few scoops by masterblaster_69 September 13, 2018

Pulling A Scoob 

A man in a Scooby Doo mask jerks off another man but the man being jerked off does not know who is giving him the hand job and instead of stopping it he says "Uh oh scoob, someone's yanking my tip." Then right before climax the man giving the hand job will say "Rut ro raggy, rime's up." Then the climax hits.
A homeless guy was pulling a scoob on my brother in an alley one time so my brother said: "Jinkies Scoob! If you wanted a scooby snack that bad you should've just asked!"
Pulling A Scoob by Sister Goo August 21, 2019

The Scooby Doo Effect 

When someone undeservingly stumbles upon success, through sheer luck and usually minimal skill of their own, similar to that of the cartoon character Scooby Doo who would often catch the villain by literally stumbling upon them, usually after he had fallen over or been involved in some sort of zany accident.
Person 1: Hey, how'd you go in that exam?
Person 2: Dude I got like 95%
Person 1: How? I got like 65% and you told me you didn't even study
Person 2: It's the Scooby Doo Effect man.

Scooby Poo 

A Scooby-Doo themed bestiality / scat fetish porno made in Japan by the same people who brought you "Rough Sausage Poop Fest."
Dick: Did you see Scooby Poo?

Douglas: Yeah dude, I had never been so terrified yet aroused at the same time before.

Unison: Yeah~.
Scooby Poo by AndyAAgony June 9, 2010
Someone who works at a restauraunt serving ice cream or water ice like Cold Stone or Rita's. Typically female.
The slack-jawed chuwero scoopslut at your Fremont location gave me cookie dough ice cream instead of cake batter!
scoopslut by WightKnights September 9, 2011