chipotlerrea 

Agonizing and explosive rectal discharge caused by Chipotle's new "mystery" E Coli ingredient hidden on its menu in many states.

Oh shit I just ate a burrito at Chipotle's and can feel the chipotlerrea coming. Someone call the CDC!

chipotlerrea by Burritos For Breakfast March 12, 2016

chipotlerrea 

The molten explosive rectal discharge that occurs following a meal at Chipotle's. Causes include E Coli, Norovirus, or "farm fresh" fecal laced hands included at no extra charge.

Dude, I need to stop at Macy's and score some new jeans. Chipotlerrea just blew out the trou I wore to lunch.

chipotlerrea by Burritos For Breakfast April 4, 2016

chipotlerrhea 

A condition in which a massive amount of feces are discharged from the bowels very frequently and in a mixed liquid and bloody form.

Joe: I had explosive chipotlerrhea after eating that burrito!
John: You better get yourself some Chipotlaway!

chipotlerrhea by drmctrollerson September 10, 2014